More News from RNCC
11.27.08

RNCC applies for liquor license.

RNCC applied for a license to sell liquor at the clubhouse for the third time in the past nine months. Heartbroken and stunned after hearing that the TABC would probably turn them down again, Eugene Gar and Earl Bates (RNCC Board of Directors) drank themselves into total oblivion.
10.11.08

Bob "Big 'Un" Burnet rips 97 - with a hot putter to boot!

It took him 11 years and 2 lessons, but Big 'Un Burnet fired off a 97 at Muny and to finally break 100. "Wunt nothin' to it. Once I got past the front nine in only 5 over, I knew I could coast the back. Didn't even have to use my other mulligan neither," boasts Burnet.
9.28.08

New golf carts finally here!

The new golf carts will be available for rent after the deer blind is finished being re-roofed on #12. Anyone caught in the ponds or on the greens with the new carts will be charged a dollar per infraction.
9.27.08

Nobody nowhere gives a shit about watching the Senior PGA Tour on TV.

For one full day, on Saturday, September 27, no one watched the Senior Tour (aka: The Champions Tour) on television throughout the entire world. Not one damn soul.

In news elsewhere, Nicole Hellnut got a hole-in-one on the short par three #15 at Roy Kizer using driver and a TopFlite X-out. Congrats Nickie!